I did just find this -- the lyrics to the theme song of this blog I guess. It's called "Water is Wet" and was composed by none other than Weird Al Yankovich. Now I normally don't listen to Weird Al, but there are 3 things in his favor -- one his send up of Coolio's "Gangster's Paradise as "Amish Paradise" is classic, his movie UHF is also a classic and is an early high point of Kramer's -- nee Michael Richards -- career, and he was also the subject of a wicked smart Onion parody headline. I don't have the verbatim headline, but the story had Al composing a parody of Eric Clapton's "Tears in Heaven" for his recently deceased parents.

I don't know if his parents are dead or not.... Perhaps I should check that out.